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Post by veryolfart on Mon Jun 04, 2012 12:33 am

My wife enjoys watching the show. I don't see anything of value in it myself. Besides, what man in his right mind would want to have MORE that one wife. Okay, maybe a "girl-friend" on the side might work out. . .silent I will now slither back into my hole.[/size]
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Post by mrsd1963 on Mon Jun 04, 2012 1:09 pm

You made me laugh again. Read about the show and it's the curiosity factor I think. Now maybe if the dude was a millionaire and I could pick out the pool boy and gardener and chauffeur. How big is your hole? Need company? lol!
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Post by veryolfart on Mon Dec 10, 2012 11:33 pm

Well folks, just an update on this show. Ya, all right, I watch it too. It seems as though there's a crack in the family unit. Moving to Vegas seemed to effect their attitudes. That and living in separate homes. Now, my questionis this. Logic would suggest that they ought to have purchased a vacant church (there must be a few in Sin city, I'm sure). Now with a building like that, he could have a whole bunch of wives and plenty of room to house the kids. I visited Salt Lake city and went on a tour of the Morman center and the home of Joe Smith. I think he had it right. Kinda like a beehive approach to the housing issue. What I still can't fathom is why any man would want more than one wife at a time. "It's the second Tuesday of the month, so it must be Ethel's turn. Now, which room was she in?" confused
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Post by mrsd1963 on Tue Dec 11, 2012 3:31 pm

Hahaha......I haven't watched it, but yeah???? OK I'm feeling silly....maybe it works cause the women only have to put up with a husband occasionally....hurry up and get to Ethel's cause you've ticked me off enough for the month. Laughing
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A question that should not be asked.

Post by veryolfart on Wed Dec 12, 2012 11:38 pm

I once asked my wife about her opinion on me having a mistress. She told me that there are two things to consider: embarrassing myself and disappointing her. Man, talk about cold water! silent
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Post by mrsd1963 on Thu Dec 13, 2012 2:38 pm

That remins me of a joke:

A very prestigious wealthy man and his wife were having dinner at a very fine restaurant when this absolutely stunning young woman comes over to their table, gives the husband a big open mouthed kiss, then says she'll see him later and walks away.

The wife glares at her husband and says, "Who was that?"

"Oh," replies the husband, "she's my mistress."

Well, that's the last straw," says the wife. "I've had enough. I want a divorce!"

"I can understand that," replies her husband, "but remember if we get a divorce, it will mean no more shopping trips to Paris , no more wintering in Barbados , no more summers in Tuscany , no more Jaguar in the garage and no more yacht club. But the decision is yours."

Just then, a colleague of the husband enters the restaurant with a gorgeous babe on his arm.

"Who's that woman with Matt ?" asks the wife.

"That's his mistress," says her husband.

"Ours is prettier," she replies.
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Post by veryolfart on Thu Dec 13, 2012 5:30 pm

mrsd1963 wrote:That remins me of a joke:

A very prestigious wealthy man and his wife were having dinner at a very fine restaurant when this absolutely stunning young woman comes over to their table, gives the husband a big open mouthed kiss, then says she'll see him later and walks away.

The wife glares at her husband and says, "Who was that?"

"Oh," replies the husband, "she's my mistress."

Well, that's the last straw," says the wife. "I've had enough. I want a divorce!"

"I can understand that," replies her husband, "but remember if we get a divorce, it will mean no more shopping trips to Paris , no more wintering in Barbados , no more summers in Tuscany , no more Jaguar in the garage and no more yacht club. But the decision is yours."

Just then, a colleague of the husband enters the restaurant with a gorgeous babe on his arm.

"Who's that woman with Matt ?" asks the wife.

"That's his mistress," says her husband.

"Ours is prettier," she replies.





It's all in how you look at it. Very funny
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